Unit 21: Welcome to Britain

1. Immigration

FrancisHello. Welcome to Britain. Good morning. Do you speak English?
Mr. WilliamsYes.
FrancisGood. Have you got a form?
Mr. WilliamsA form?
FrancisYes. A form like this, sir.
Mr. WilliamsNo, I haven't got one.
FrancisWould you fill in this form, please, sir?
Mr. WilliamsSorry. I can't write. Look.
FrancisIt doesn't matter. I'll fill it in for you.
Mr. WilliamsThank you very much.
FrancisNow, what's your surname?
Mr. WilliamsWilliams.
FrancisThank you. I'll write your surname here. Williams. And your first names?
Mr. WilliamsJames Robert.
FrancisYour first names go there. James Robert. And you put Mr., Mrs. or Miss there. Next to your name. Mr. Williams. Are you married?
Mr. WilliamsI'm married. My wife is with me. She was with me.
FrancisYou are married. Now, your nationality, please.
Mr. WilliamsI'm American. I come from the United States.
FrancisAmerican. And what's your occupation? What's your job?
Mr. WilliamsI'm a businessman.
FrancisBusinessman. Thank you, Mr. Williams. Now may I see your passport, please?
Mr. WilliamsI'm sorry. My wife has got my passport. She'll be here in a moment.
FrancisThat's all right. Would you wait there, please? Now, madam, would you fill in this form, please? Surname?
Miss BaileyBailey.
FrancisFirst names?
Miss BaileyMary Susan.
FrancisSingle or married?
Miss BaileySingle.
FrancisYour nationality, Miss Bailey?
Miss BaileyIrish.
FrancisOccupation?
Miss BaileyNurse. I work in a hospital.

2. Mr. Europe

AnnouncerFirst, welcome to Mr. Luxemburg. Mr. Luxemburg is 21 years old. His name is ... 
Mr. ScotlandI'm not Mr. Luxemburg.
CompereI'm very sorry. Excuse me. He isn't Mr. Luxemburg.
Mr. ScotlandI'm Mr. Scotland. I'm from Scotland.
AnnouncerWelcome to Mr. Scotland. Mr. Scotland ... 
CompereThank you. Thank you very much. Now, Mr. Scotland. Can I have your name, please?
Mr. ScotlandAngus McDonald.
CompereAnd where do you come from, Angus?
Mr. ScotlandI'm from Scotland. I'm Scottish.
CompereYes, Angus. I know that. You're Scottish and you come from Scotland. But where in Scotland? Where do you live? What town do you live in?
Mr. ScotlandOh, I live in Edinburgh.
CompereThank you, Angus.
AnnouncerAnd now, welcome to Mr. Greece.
CompereJust a moment. We're not ready. I'm sorry, would you wait there, please?
AnnouncerAnd now, welcome to Mr. Greece.
CompereHello. Where are you from?
Mr. GreeceGreece. I'm from Greece.
CompereOh, yes. Of course, you're Greek.
Mr. GreeceYes. I'm Greek. And I live in Athens. My home is in Athens. And I'm twenty-eight years old. And my name is Stavros Papadopulos.
CompereWould you say that again, please?
Mr. GreeceI'm Greek. And I live in Athens. My home is in Athens. I'm twenty-eight years old. I'm not married. And my name is Stavros Papadopulos.
CompereYou speak English very well, Stavros.
Mr. GreeceI speak English, French and German and ... 
CompereJust a moment. Not too fast, please. Would you speak slowly, please? Now. Where do you come from? Where are you from?
Mr. GreeceI'm from Greece. I'm Greek.
CompereWhere do you live? What town do you live in?
Mr. GreeceI live in Athens. My home is in Athens. I'm twenty-eight. I'm Greek. I come from Greece. And my name is Stavros Papadopulos.
Compere & Mr. ScotlandStavros Papadopulos.

3. What's your job?

CompereWhat's your job, Stavros?
Mr. GreeceI'm a businessman. I work in an office.
CompereThank you. And you, Angus? What do you do? What's your job?
Mr. ScotlandWould you say that again, please?
CompereWhat's your job?
Mr. ScotlandI work in a bank. I work for the Central Bank. I was a policeman. But now I work for the Central Bank.
CompereDo you like your job?
Mr. ScotlandYes. I like my job very much.
CompereDo you like your job, Stavros.
Mr. GreeceOh, no. I don't like it. I like holidays and parties and wine and good food ... 
CompereYes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.